(Source: thebitchiscalling)

purex:

i just walked past 2 construction dudes and one of em just said “i don’t think they’re right-handed or left-handed. they’re just dogs.”

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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analish:

texting my grandma :)

analish:

texting my grandma :)

hairychikubi:

affection is dumb and gross 
drown me in it

(Source: ssj-potato)

tupacabra:

mom: *knocks on door*

me: just a second don’t come i—

mom: image

(Source: laughbitches)

coolator:

own a piece of history

coolator:

own a piece of history

(Source: cgi.ebay.com)

stunningpicture:

It’s all a matter of perspective

stunningpicture:

It’s all a matter of perspective

zackisontumblr:

what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this